Yes hello I am here for Gatsby’s party
was it really necessary for me to be born
Possibly not, but Double Chocolate Chip Cookies aren’t necessary either but I wouldn’t want to live in a world without them!
that is the most uplifting thing i’ve read all day
welcome to ohio we have
motherfucker you wanna talk corn? i moved here from indiana
all the best sentences start with ‘motherfucker you wanna talk corn’
even on tumblr i’m the quiet kid that sits in the corner and doesn’t really know anyone
Who polishes the Daleks anyway?
WE MUST LOOK OUR BEST FOR EACH BAT-TLE!
No Harvard graduate has ever solved this riddle. See if you can crack it!
I am ill, I am real, I might got a deal.
I pop bottles and I have the right kind of build.
I am cold, I am dope, I might sell coke.
I’m always in the air, but I never fly coach.
What am I?