yinx1:

sueanoi:

betweenthetights:

blogfrenzy:

water is wet

the sun is hot

leaves are green

Republicans are white

yinx1:

sueanoi:

betweenthetights:

blogfrenzy:

water is wet

the sun is hot

leaves are green

Republicans are white

(Source: niadil)

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apostitutes:

scrappylittlenugget:

apostitutes:

doinels:

my brother found my vibrator

a teenage horror story in one sentence

i found my brothers vibrator

plot twist

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straightboymamoru:

if a song was in shrek theres no way to un-associate it with shrek its forever going to be a shrek song

(Source: themisquartet)

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populardad:

there is a difference between people who are smart and people who get good grades

(Source: brotherblaze)

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cnnbreaking:

tumblr was so much better in the 90s

(Source: 911official)

73,355 notes

latulas:

U WNANA FUKCINGN GO?? ????? grab an icecream together or something because u are attractive

(Source: toukos)

374,790 notes

deletes:

I have the talent of getting tired without doing nothing

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