• me: [wakes up] video games
  • me: [showering] video games...........
  • me: [at grocery store] video. games.
  • me: [walking down the street] wHO LIKES videO gAMES????
  • me: [playing video games] i LOVE VIDEO GAMES!!1!
  • me: [sleeping] ah yes video games

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get-dressed-get-blessed:

WHEN U TRYNA TAKE A PILL AND IT TOUCHES YA TOUNGE AND U TASTE IT

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milkti:

why are a bunch of cabbages singing

milkti:

why are a bunch of cabbages singing

(Source: ash-ofpallet)

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Stop acting
so fucking wounded.
The only person
that can pick you up,
push back your shoulders,
wipe the tears,
mend the broken bones
and get you out of your slump
is you.
Now go and live,
there is so much to be
happy about.
"Things I tell myself when I feel as though the world is too big for me" - e.m.f.p (via soporose)

(Source: cudah)

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arrogantdad:

my mom told me that in high school she use to get boyfriends at the beginning of February so they had enough time to get her a valentines day gift and then break up with them the day after and just keep the gift and one day she told her parents about it and they made her keep her boyfriend at least until the end of February and so she did and that boy is now my dad

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we-cant-giggle-its-a-crimescene:

sonicscrewdriving:



i’m just reblogging this for how pERFECT the use of that gif was

we-cant-giggle-its-a-crimescene:

sonicscrewdriving:

i’m just reblogging this for how pERFECT the use of that gif was

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